For Ontarioans only: Dalton McGuinty dies and at the Pearly Gates meets St Peter. St Peter asks him if he would rather spend eternity in heaven or hell. "But before you answer", says Pete, "I'd like to show you the 2 places". First McGuinty goes to heaven and it turns out its a nice but boring place. Then he is shown hell and it turns out its a wonderful, great place to be.
"I'd rather go to hell", answers McGuinty.
So McGuinty is sent down where he immediately feels the hot burning flames.
"Wait a minute, St Peter", McGuinty screams, "this isn't anything like you showed me. You showed me a wonderful place, not this place." "That's true", says St Peter, "But that was before you elected."